JAB WE MET...Why dont they have mental asylums in Bhatinda?!

There are some moments in life when you seriously wish you can become 'aprathyksh' like shaktiman or mayavi and land up somewhere else.There are some moments when you badly want to kick yourself hard in the rear and front so that you turns numb. Times when you wish you had a time machine and just press the fast forward or rewind button.


It all began when I landed up at PVR Saket to watch 'Jab We Met' among the glittery karvachauth couples.When the credits starts
rolling out,you have a full suit"stirred n shaken" Aditya Kashyap(Shahid Kapoor) roaming around dumbstrucken like
a hen in moonlight.And how you wish he stayed that way the whole movie!!.Then there is this Bhatinda"babe"Geet(Kareena Kapoor)who needs a dose
of full bottle fevicol thrice a day to keep her mouth shut.

The story is esentially on the ghisa pita' kahani of boy n gal reluctantly
end up on a road trip and in the process discovers their underlying
feeling for each other.But there are innovative ways of even treating a ghisa pita kahani(Flurry of movies on 'when harry met sally') and this is where jab we met precisely fails.Even when the movie starts you kind of understand when n where is the finishing line.You know tht Kareena's boyfren would be a loser guy,Kareena n Shahid s bound to be the final couple of the movie and worse the movie deserves a pack of saridon in the break rather than popcorns and pepsi.

The only saving grace in the movie are songs with'Aaoge jab tum' taking the cake.

However the movie raises some serious questions in your head that continues to rake up your brain even in sleep.Why arent there any mental asylums in Bhatinda?.Why doesnt punjabis sue the producers who portray them as a bunch of jokers who desperately needs a silencer in the throat?.Why does the Bollywood thinks that corporate tycoons have nothing better to do in life than ending up on a road trip with a mentally dysfunctional female?.Or they have all the time in this world to do stupid things?.(I dont wonder y MBA is the flavour of the season!).Why dont Imtiaz Ali know that there is a difference between madness and 'full of life'?.Or worse difference between madness and 'madness with a method'?.Which stupid dialogue writer came up with the 'stupidiest' phrases like'akeli ladki khuli tijori ki tarah hai'?.That too a ladki who has screwed up her motor nerve ending connecting her tounge to brain? Why people rely on stupid TOI movie ratings?....Worse..why some people still like the movie?

N.B-The 'karvachaut' couple infront of ma seat decided not to spoil their party and disappeared after the interval!

However one of ma frens said festivals like 'karvachaut' is the real reason behind the population explosion of our country and should be banned.What say?!

KE ZARA..ZARA...

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